Capitalist-Quantified Poo Poo-Time

Eine Firma in Chicago hat Stechuhren für ihre Toiletten eingeführt und sanktioniert Kackzeiten von über 6 Minuten täglich. Für vorbildlich verkniffene Mitarbeiter gibt es Boni, nämlich wenn sie gar nicht in der Firma scheißen. Fuck yeah, BWL!

A Chicago faucet company is disciplining workers who spend more than six minutes a day in the bathroom — and monitoring time spent in the stall with a swipe card system, a local union claims. […] The company installed a tracking system early this year that requires workers to swipe their ID cards to enter the bathroom so their time can be closely monitored. […]

“The company has spreadsheets on every union employee on how long they were in the bathroom,” union representative Nick Kreitman told CNN Money.

Chicago faucet company limits bathroom breaks to just 6 minutes per day