The Squirt Watch-Patent

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This exists. US Patent 20140066698: „The Squirt Watch is a wrist watch like device worn by a woman's partner giving as said partner feedback on correct G-force and frequency of said partners wrist h and and finger motion while palpating the G-spot in order to help achieve a female squirting orgasm on the woman.“ (via JWZ)

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