Lasagne was everywhere. EVERYWHERE!

Die Titelseite des Gaffney Ledger aus South Carolina mit einem riesigen Aufmacher in großen Versalien voller Pasta und der besten Headline des Jahres. Es geht um einen Lasagne-Unfall epischen Ausmaßes:

The train, which was traveling at approximately 32 mph, sliced through the trailer, carrying a portion of it with it as it continued down the tracks. Cartons and boxes of frozen food spilled all over the tracks. When the train came to a stop, its cars ended up blocking most railroad crossings in the downtown area with the exception of the T-Bridge, 3rd St. and Corry Street. No one was harmed, except for the lasagna that ended up everywhere. [EVERYWHERE!] The ravaged lasagna all over the road also delayed rush-hour commuters. […]

"There was an inch of lasagna ground into the pavement," Turner said. "They (the firefighters) came down with the truck to hose off the road but the water was beading up. They eventually used big buckets of detergent and brooms to scrub the roadway."

The Concourse: Lasagna Disaster Inspires Incredible Headline