How to pay two Octozillion Trillion Billion Gigadollars

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Gestern bloggte ich über die irre Sextillionen-Dollar-Verhandlung, heute bantwortet Randall „XKCD“ Munroe auf seinem großartigen What If?-Blog die Frage, ob die den Betrag überhaupt jemals bezahlen könnten, sollten die verlieren. Hier schonmal ein bisschen Perspektive, wird aber noch lustiger: „Earth made of solid gold wouldn't be enough. The Sun's weight in platinum wouldn't be, either.“

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