Swiss Cheese Pervert

Hide the Kids, lock away the Emmentaler!

The Mayfair Town Watch reported yesterday on its Facebook page that the "Swiss Cheese Pervert" has been terrorizing neighborhood women.

According to the group, the suspect, a heavyset white man estimated to be in his late 40s or early 50s, approaches women while driving a silver or black sedan with his genitals exposed. He then displays a piece of sliced Swiss cheese and offers to pay the women to put the cheese on his penis and perform sexual acts on him using it.

Philly Mag: 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Mayfair (via Reddit)
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