LOL my Thesis

„Summing up years of work in one sentence“:

- Ancient Mesopotamian poetry: how to avert apocalypses by having oodles of sex.
- People are sort of like fish, which makes people sort of like cannibals.
- Rocks that are next to each other in Massachusetts now were also next to each other 400 million years ago.
- These medium-sized infinite numbers might act like bigger ones and they might act like smaller ones.
- Poetry is, and should be, like noodles.
- Shooting people makes them unhappy.

LOL my Thesis (via JWZ)