Man inserts… I refuse to type a Headline for this. (NSFW for painful Empathy on a Monday Morning)

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Dude… DUDE! NO! (Zu der Meldung sollte man wahrscheinlich Israel Kamakawiwo'oles Somewhere Over The Rainbow-Cover [Video oben] als Soundtrack hören, so als Kontrast.)

Canberra doctors removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man's penis after a bizarre sexual mishap. […] He told doctors he had inserted the 10cm dining fork into his urethra almost 12 hours earlier in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification. But the utensil became stuck. The fork was not visible but doctors were able to feel it from the outside and X-rays showed its position.

Fork stuck in man's penis after bizarre sexual mishap (Bild via Shutterstock)