Venezuela is out of Toilet Paper

Venzuela geht das Klopapier aus. Die Regierung macht dafür eine Kampagne der Opposition verantwortlich und die sozialistische Revolution will sich jetzt kümmern, damit die Leute sich wieder angemessen den Arsch abwischen können.

Commerce minister Alejandro Fleming blamed the shortage of toilet tissue on "excessive demand" built up as a result of "a media campaign that has been generated to disrupt the country". "The revolution will bring the country the equivalent of 50 million rolls of toilet paper," he was quoted as saying Tuesday by state news agency AVN. "We are going to saturate the market so that our people calm down."

Venezuela hopes to wipe out toilet paper shortage by importing 50m rolls