North Korea wants to fire a Missile tomorrow…

Wenn sie auf dem größten chinesischen Portal Sina.com einen Clip aus der Daily Show zeigen, in dem Jon Stewart über Kim Jong Un verarscht, sollte Nordkorea der Arsch auf Grundeis gehen, eigentlich. Und: Nordkorea will morgen eine Rakete testen und über Japan in den Pazifik feuern. Wenn das gut geht, fress' ich mein T-Shirt.

Hier ein Notfall-Flyer aus Südkorea, den sie in den letzten Tagen verteilen:

- List of Goyang City underground parking lots serving as emergency shelters + district resident centers
- The cover of the “Crisis Reaction Manual” distributed in Goyang
- If siren rings, turn off power&go to shelter. If driving, pull car to side. Follow instructions of civil defense
- If attacked, listen to broadcasts & government orders. Check emergency kits and go to shelters. Limit phone usage
- “What to do in chemical attack” - if birds/fish suddenly die, could be attack sign. Go on top of a building
- "What to do in biological attack” - check for skin/breathing issues. Block nose & lips with mask & evacuate.
- “What to do in nuke attack” - go to shelters. Block ears & eyes and open mouth. Use rainwear to block radiation & fallout
- In case of chemical attack, step-by-step explanation on how to put on your gas mask
- Goyang city government flyer explains how to use household fire extinguisher
- "What to put in your emergency kit" -> bandages, medicine, boots, gloves, etc