Unicorn Poop Soap

Endlich, waschen mit Einhorn-Poodoo! Macht garantiert bunt und riecht nach Cola und Geburtstagskuchen, yay!

Unicorn poop is HEWN FROM SOLID RAINBOWS and AN ASTONISHING ARRAY OF DELIGHTFUL SCENTS to bring glee to even the most soap-averse humans!

Upon sniffing the Unicorn Poop soap, 100% of testers respond with a variation of "Can I eat this? Are you sure I can't eat this?" and then "Can I lick it, at least?" It is a Willy Wonka-style layered assortment of scents BY COLOR, including birthday cake, blueberry muffin, cola, butterscotch, and vanilla. Not only that, it is BURSTING with SO MUCH GLITTER YOU'LL BE FORCED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS JUST TO DESCRIBE IT!!!

UNICORN POOP SOAP... NO, REALLY. (via Daniel)