Every Fucking Website

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Every Fucking Website: „Title Tags are such a bunch of shit.“

[update] Aus dem Quelltext:

<meta name="keywords" content="some SEO bullshit, I can't believe we paid 500 bucks for this crap, the SEO 'consultant' wasn't even wearing real shoes, how did he trick us into this voodoo, we can't even find the damn thing with search when we type in the entire front page of text into google along with the domain name">

<meta name="description" content="Some crap that marketing gave us. The intern probably wrote it on a napkin while they were all out playing polo and getting drunk at 11am on a Wednesday.">

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