Crappy Design-Study about Shit

Sehr schöne Arbeit vom Mind Design-Studio aus London, die sich eine beschissene CI für beknackte Bullshitbingo-Spezialisten ausgedacht haben, die in drei Absätzen alle Buzzwords unterbringen können, aber eigentlich nur drei Worte brauchen: „We know shit“.

So far we have been doing design without any thinking at all. Our work had no purpose and no direction, it just miraculously materialised. Things have changed. Now we also offer STRATEGY (!!!) to our clients.

We wear nice clean shirts and talk a lot, using all the latest marketing buzzwords (don't worry if you don't understand them, we don't understand them either). We have the biggest flip charts, order new stacks of Post-its on a weekly basis, we organise holistic client workshops, spoil our focus groups with luxurious lunches, produce highly impressive powerpoint presentations, convincing diagrams and technically advanced logo construction drawings. We offer the full programme! Enjoy the ride through our process! 100% boardroom satisfaction guaranteed. Obviously we will charge you for it — shit loads.

Poopoo Strategy (via Designboom)