Flying Spaghetti Monster vs Drill Sergeant

09.05.2012 Misc #Religion #War

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Folgenden Dialog eines Drill Sergeants und einem Atheisten in der militärischen Grundausbildung bitte unbedingt in Full Metal Jacket-Tonlage vorstellen. In der Grundausbildung kann man wohl nur ein Buch mitnehmen, und es muss ein heiliges sein. Also hat Herr Griffith den "Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" mitgenommen.

Drill Sergeant: “Private Griffith – is that some contraband?”
Me: “No, Drill Sergeant. It’s my holy book.“
Drill Sergeant: “Give that to me…” *Yoink!* “Flying Spaghetti Monster!? What the fuck?”
Me: ”I’m a Pastafarian, Drill Sergeant.”

[he shot me a look like he was t minus 5 seconds from throwing me into the Sun]

Drill Sergeant: “Are you fucking with me? Are you fucking with me at 0600, Private Griffith? Before I even get some goddamned breakfast?”

[I did my best to return the intensely humorless stone face.]

Me: “No, Drill Sergeant.”
Drill Sergeant: “Flying Spaghetti Monster!? I don’t fucking believe it!!!”
Me: “I believe it, Drill Sergeant.”

Pastafarianism in the military (via JWZ)