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Motherboard hat ein schönes Posting über Luxusdildos inklusive einer Shockspot Robotic Fucking Machine und einem silbernen Betony Vernon Unicorn Butt Plug für 3000 Dollar (wie sagt man eigentlich auf Deutsch zu Buttplug? Arschdübel? Rosettenstecker? Was weiß ich...)
Now, I could begin this section with Harry Potter-inspired joke along the lines of, “I knew that Ron Weasley was a little too distressed when the Whomping Willow broke his Unicorn-hair-core wand during his second year at Hogwarts,” but that would be incredibly distasteful. It would also be irrelevant since, despite the name, “this beautifully crafted butt plug is [actually] made out of silver and horses [sic] mane.” I mean, seriously? Horse mane? What happened to truth in advertising! Betony Vernon has clearly lost his way.