1. Es gibt eine neue Droge namens ROFLCOPTR. 2. Eine der Nebenwirkungen: Man kackt in die Hose. 3. „When a mate shat himself, rather than take the piss out of him, we were just really understanding.“ 4. Understanding! 5. WTF?!
A report in the current issue of Mixmag say users of the drug, which comes in white powder form, claim the drug gives them "feelings of warmth and enlightenment" and adding that there's a "hallucinatory" element to the drug, which users purchase legally online as a research chemical – it cannot be sold explicitly for human consumption. […]
The Mixmag piece also talks to users of the drug, one of whom, 'Jeremy', recalls watching a snow-filled Kate Bush video. He says: "I was in the video, actually inside the frame. I forgot where I was, what I was listening to, everything. I was that snowman, and I'm not usually prone to hallucinations. I don't even like Kate Bush."
Another Roflcoptr user states: We were on it at Glastonbury. When a mate shat himself, rather than take the piss out of him, we were just really understanding.
Users of club drug 'Roflcoptr' warned about unknown long term effects, Fire Up The Roflcoptr! It's The Worst Drug In The World, Club drug 'Roflcoptr' set to be made illegal, Vice: WE INTERVIEWED THE INVENTOR OF ROFLCOPTR, THE NEW DRUG BRITAIN IS PANICKING ABOUT