Bitrate of a Cumshot

Reddit-User The Gauntlet rechnet mal nebenbei die Bitrate einer Ejakulation aus. Priceless!

- Well since scientist estimate about 3 million sperm per discharge, that's like 113TB per discharge and since most ejaculations last 4 seconds to completion, about 30TB/s making my penis the fastest network connection out there . If AT&T finds out, I am fucked because I am way over my data xfer limit for the month.

- To be honest, a lot of that is just redundancy.

- Yes, but the network protocols do not make use of that redundancy, so it still counts for a bandwidth calculation.

- The network protocol also doesn't make use of most of the data, so maybe it doesn't count. Face it, most sperm are dropped packets.

- That's a problem with the receiving end of the transfer.

- Not if you were hoping the firewall you'd put in place was doing its job blocking inbound traffic on all ports. Otherwise, oops.

Useless Fact: Each Sperm Carries 37.5 MB of DNA Data