Reviewing the Big Lebowski Porn-Parody

Nachdem Splitsider die Porn-Parody der Simpsons rezensiert hat, widmen sie sich nun dem Duderiño des Dudes:

The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody's title sequence is, as in the original, a slow-motion collection of people bowling, but instead of weird chubby dudes, it’s big-boobed topless women. I mean, nailing it, right out of the gate. The equally-as-rambling, Sam Elliott-style narration tells us that this is the story of The Dude, a man who had “an extremely large johnson.” This, of course, turns out in no way to influence or be important in the plot.

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The real story begins at The Dude’s apartment, where The Dude is ambushed by Jackie Treehorn’s men (and woman, for the intents of the forthcoming scene). First of all, the set is incredible. It looks exactly like the original. Two thumbs up for the porn set designer, the most unsung of true American heroes.

The Dude (a good impression by Tom Byron) gets dunked in the toilet and yell-asked the requisite “Where’s the money, Lebowski?” When he can’t deliver the cash, the goon in the living room whips out his penis, but instead of peeing on The Dude’s rug, he proceeds to have sex with the aforementioned female goon (played by one of my favorites from the Curb porn, Bobbi Starr).

Now. You THINK you see where this is going, but you don’t, because he doesn’t cum on the rug. Instead, he cums on a pile of porn tapes (coincidentally all New Sensations titles), causing The Dude to shout “Not on the adult cinema, man. Couldn’t you just cum on the rug instead?”

The Dude Abides: Watching The Big Lebowski Porn Parody