Facebooks fucking Terms of Service, Bro'!

Großartig! Slackstory hat schon vor ein paar Wochen die kompletten Nutzerbestimmungen von Facebook in Fuckspeak übersetzt: „The Facebook Terms of Service is a bitch to read. So we translated it into a more familiar vernacular (with a lot of swearing).“ Also: I just used the following Tags: Fuck, Facebook.

1. Privacy

We give lots of fucks about your privacy, so we wrote this. Read it, so you know what the fuck we’re going to do with the shit you post, so you’re not all “Facebook, I had no idea!” when your shit is in our press releases. That way you know the deal when you’re deciding what to post.

2. Sharing your Content and Information

Good news! Everything you put on Facebook is yours. Seriously, we would never steal it from you, because that would be a dick move. You have complete control over your own shit in the settings. Uh, except for a few things:

The Entire Facebook Terms of Service in Bro Speak (via Gizmo)