Deutscher Zoll hat Probleme mit Einhornfleisch in Dosen. I shit you not.

Der deutsche Zoll hat Think Geeks „Canned Unicorn Meat“ und hält mindestens ein Päckchen voller äußerst deliziöser Regenbogenfarbenglitzermettwurst seit einer Woche fest. German bureaucracy is still completely full of Shit. Rainbow-colored, shiny pink-fluffy-duffy shit.

Von Think Geek:

I just learned that it is not very helpful to describe the "canned unicorn meat" as "canned unicorn meat" on the invoice when trying to import this.

Customs get really irritated as it's supposedly food and meat of a "rare" animal. For the sake of keeping things smooth please label it as "canned unicorn (plush toy)" or something less conspicuous.

My delicous unicorn is stuck in customs for almost a week now.

Our Magical Unicorn Customs Adventure! (via Reddit)