Unicorn Meat is real!

18.11.2010 Misc #Unicorns

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Auf einhornmagische Weise haben Think Geek ihren Aprilscherz mit dem Canned Unicorn Meat wirklich hergestellt und ab jetzt kann man magische Einhörner in Dosen palettenweise bestellen. Ich hätte die Einhornteile jetzt gerne in groß und als Kissen. Einmal Einhorn-Kopf mit Augen zum Kuscheln bitte. Yeah!

Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat Specifications

* 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
* Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland
* Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium
* Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness
* Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more
* Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties
* Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol
* Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses
* Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.
* The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!

No foolin' - Unicorn meat is real! (via Gizmodo)