The Orson Welles of Powerpoint

McSweeney über die Künstler unter den Junior Sales Managern und Powerpoint als das Vehikel für reine Businesskasper-Poesie. Hilarious!

My slides are arranged with a careful eye to typography and design; two well trusted guardians of the Modern Arts.

The transitions I select from the pre-determined palette are individually chosen with consideration for both aesthetics and narrative lubrication. As Alfred Hitchcock once furthered the cinematic transition of the radial wipe, so do I pioneer with the provocative primacy of the PowerPoint Fire Transition.

No two of my PowerPoints are the same. While I have yet to craft my Citizen Kane, I consider the PowerPoint I gave at the conference in Atlanta last year to be my Taxi Driver.

I AM THE ORSON WELLES OF POWERPOINT. (via Coudal)