„Mind-Altering Energy Drink Turns Senior High Bible Study Into Godless Sex Orgy“

[update] Aus den Comments: „Landover Baptist is a satire website, like The Onion with all religious parody.“ Hätte ich denen aber zugetraut, hier das ursprüngliche Posting:

Das hier ist alt, das hier ist Bullshit und ich musste grade sehr oft, sehr laut lachen.

Over the last year, several isolated sexual incidents involving the popular liquid methamphetamine drink, "Red Bull," were reported to church security. The lewd nature of each case led Pastor to request that Landover Baptist's esteemed Creation Science Laboratory open up a privately funded investigation.

A month-long study was conducted, in which no less than two-thousand cases of Red Bull were consumed by Landover Baptist Church Deacons. These Deacons served as volunteer test cases and several of them are now hospitalized with permanent hardening of the penis.

Mind-Altering Energy Drink Turns Senior High Bible Study Into Godless Sex Orgy (via Reddit)