Tweets from the Deathstar

Schöner Contest auf Topless Robot: Tweets from the Deathstar, hier ein paar meiner Favoriten:

@DamFOol:Who is bigger fool: fool or fool who follow him?
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@DarthVader: Is enjoying "Bring your daughter to work" day.

@Storm_troopah45: HOLY FUCK WE JUST BLEW THE SHIT OUT OF ALDERAAN OH MAN

@Maintenance: All Staff Memo - glitch in trash compactor, toilets out of order. Strprs, pls use in-suit systems.
@Strpr0068: @Strpr0069 Did you hear that? Now they want us to shit in our fucking suits...
@STrpr0069: @STrpr0068 I know. Rude! Btw, just saw a huge monkey with a crossbow. Def need 2 lay off the acid.
@DS_Public_Relations: All Staff; "Death Star" name generating bad PR, now called "Justice Star". Pls change email Sig accordingly.

Tweets from the Death Star, Tweets from the Death Star: And the Winners Are... (via Mister Honk)