Fucking Fucking

06.09.2009 Misc #Fuck

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Eins der ersten Postings hier auf Nerdcore war das Bild eines Ortsschilds aus dem österreichischem Fucking (hier). Selbstverständlich war das eins der ersten Postings hier. Ungefähr ein Jahr später hat die AFP eine Meldung zum Ortsschild gebracht, das hier ist also schon einige Jahre alt und die Wahrscheinlichkeit, dass Ihr das hier schon kennt, ist fucking groß. Aber fuck, was hab' ich eben gelacht. „For the British, it's all about Fucking.“ (Man beachte übrigens die Headline in der amerikanischen Variante der Meldung.)

British tourists have left the residents of one charming Austrian village effing and blinding by constantly stealing the signs for their oddly named village.

While British visitors are finding it hilarious, the residents of Fucking are failing to see the funny side.

Only one kind of criminal stalks the sleepy 32-house village near Salzburg on the German border - cheeky British tourists armed with a sense of humor and a screwdriver.

But the local authorities are hitting back with the signs now set in concrete, police chief Kommandant Schmidtberger is on the lookout.

"We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed," the officer said.

"It may be very amusing for you British, but Fucking is simply Fucking to us. What is this big Fucking joke? It is puerile."

Local tourist guide Andreas Behmueller said it was only the British that had a fixation with Fucking.

"The Germans all want to see the Mozart house in Salzburg," he explained. "Every American seems to care only about 'The Sound of Music' (the 1965 film shot around Salzburg.) The occasional Japanese wants to see Hilter's birthplace in Braunau."

"But for the British, it's all about Fucking."

Guesthouse manager Augustina Lindelbauer described the village's breathtaking lakes, forests and vistas. "Yet still there is this obsession with Fucking," she said. "Just this morning I had to tell an English lady that there were no Fucking postcards."

Austrians Not Amused