The Glamorous Life Of Sachiko Hanai (NSFW, WTF?!)


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Das hier ist der Trailer zum japanischen Softporno „The Glamorous Life Of Sachiko Hanai“ und warum der besser auf Nerdcore als zu den Filmfreunden passt, wird klar, wenn man ihn sieht bzw. liest, was darin passiert: Ein Mädchen entwickelt Superkräfte, nachdem sie in den Kopf geschossen wurde. Der Film spielt vor dem Hintergrund des Irak-Kriegs, der Trailer ist mit Zitaten von Einstein bis Noam Chomsky durchzogen und in einer Szene des Films hat das Mädchen Sex mit dem abgetrennten Finger von George W. Bush auf dem Dach eines Hauses. Wait, what? Hier der ganze Plot von Wikipedia:

Sachiko Hanai (Emi Kuroda) works as a call girl or soap girl specializing in sexual roleplay, or cosplay. In her work, Sachiko portrays a home-tutor, hence the film's original title, Horny Home Tutor: Teacher’s Love Juice. While at a café after one job, she witnesses an altercation between two men, one a North Korean and the other from the Middle East who turn out to be spies in the middle of a transaction. When the argument escalates to gun-play, Sachiko foolishly starts to take a cell-phone picture of the incident and is shot in the forehead. Rather than killing her, the bullet lodges in her brain and gives her extraordinary mental powers, including the ability to understand languages of which she previously had no knowledge, arcane philosophical insight, advanced mathematical knowledge, and ESP. After fleeing from the scene, she finds a metal cylinder in her pocket which contains a cloned copy of the finger of United States President George W. Bush.

While waiting in Sachiko's house to reclaim the finger, the North Korean falls in love with her. Sachiko befriends and makes love to a philosophy professor and the professor hires her as his son's tutor. The professor's wife becomes suspicious and goes to a detective, who happens to be the man who shot Sachiko. Because Bush's fingerprint is capable of unleashing a nuclear holocaust, the North Korean wants the cylinder back. In the end he takes Sachiko and she uses her powers to direct them to a cave where they find a machine that can decide the fate of the world.