Endlich! In einer Welt, in der echte Superhelden die Straßen sicher machen und Kinder vor drohender Gefahr beschützen, in einer Zeit, in der die Menschen wieder Hoffnung schöpfen und ihrer Zukunft frohen Mutes entgegensehen, in dieser Welt fehlte bis grade eben – eine echte Vereinigung fieser und vor allem echter Superschurken! Und genau die gibt es jetzt: R.O.A.C.H. – Ruthless Organization Against Citizen Heroes. Hell, yeah! Evil is back to kick some ass!
Da packe ich doch gleich wieder mein Sith-Lichtschwert aus und unterstütze R.O.A.C.H. mit meiner dunklen Seite der Macht:
ROACH is a global organization of Super-villains that was created as a response to the rash of so-called Citizen Super-Heroes bubbling up around the world. Plenty of people do good work, police soldiers, but don't dare call themselves "Super". These fools throw on a silly outfit, pose for youtube videos and take a title deserved for gods! How can they be super heroes if they have no Super-villain as their foil?
Now while we may start with the harassment and destruction of Citizen Super Heroes, but that is only a prelude to our inevitable conquering of the world. Democracies, Republics, Socialists, Monarchies, they've had their run and they've all failed. They fail to truly understand man's need to look out for himself before all others. I understand that need and am fostering a place so rife with self interest that it almost disgusts me. I may want to mention that self interest is primarily mine and a handful of others that I choose and we will eliminate any who get in our way, but unlike other forms of government, we admit it.