The Onion did it again. Das hier ist so verdammt großartig! Alleine die Headline: „Sasha Obama Keeps Seeing Creepy Bush Twins While Riding Tricycle Through White House“. Hach, ein Obama/Bush/Whitehouse-Shining-Mashup. Wunderbar!
Sasha, who was playing in the East Wing of the executive mansion so as not to disturb her busy father, reported seeing the former first twins while riding her Big Wheel tricycle down the Cross Hall corridor. The frightening apparitions, the 7-year-old said, emerged out of thin air and were dressed in identical outfits consisting of spaghetti strap tank tops and denim skirts.
"At approximately 4:36 p.m., we received a detailed account from Sasha Obama about a series of manifestations in the White House," press secretary Robert Gibbs announced. "However, a thorough search conducted by security officials has thus far uncovered nothing."
Added Gibbs, "Whatever grotesque and haunting images the president's youngest daughter thought she saw must have been a figment of her imagination."
Und weil's so schön war und mir die Szene immer noch eine Scheißangst einjagt, hier die Szene aus Shining. Kann man gar nicht oft genug sehen.