MAD-Mag über Obamas erste 100 Minuten im Oval Office

Aaaah, das Mad Magazine. Wie ich es liebe! In der nächsten Ausgabe haben sie die ersten einhundert Minuten von Obamas Amtszeit und damn, wie ist das großartig! Hier die ganze Doppelseite (nicht obiges Cover!) in groß zum Schlapplachen. Fantastisch!

Hier ein paar meiner Favorites:

Minutes 1-2: Round up Michelle and kids, give finger to Bush and Cheney, head to Oval Office

Minutes 10-13: Sneak out to Rose Garden for a quick smoke

Minutes 14-16: Watch Trailer for new Star Trek movie

Minute 23–24: Scrape eight years worth of chewing gum off the bottom of the Oval Office desk

Minute 25: Go on Facebook; put out a friend request to Ahmadinejad (with no preconditions)

Minute 26: Remind Biden to "shut his f*#king cakehole"

Minute 38: Screw with Secret Service Agents by shouting out, „Hey, it's almost prayer time, which way is Mecca?!“

Minutes 45-48: Sneak out to Rose Garden for a quick smoke

Minutes 65-67: Delete "private" Scarlett Johansson photos before surrendering Blackberry to Secret Service

Minute 89: Remove dunking stool, iron maiden and other „conversation pieces“ from Cheneys office

Mad Magazine: Barack Obama's First 100 Minutes - EXCLUSIVE (via Digg)