Fuck You, Penguin – Ein Blog, das Tiere beleidigt

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Ich bin ein sehr tierlieber Mensch. Ich habe aber schon Leute kennengelernt, die mögen keine Tiere, aus irgendwelchen Gründen sind ihnen die haarigen (oder befederten oder die beschuppten oder whatever) Gesellen sehr suspekt. Ich schätze mal, der Autor des Blogs Fuck You, Penguin gehört zu diesen Leuten. Und aus irgendeinem anderen Grund sind die „Fuck you“s an die Pandas und Eichhörnchen und Faultiere absolut witzig, you assholes!

You little fucker, you think you can just fucking waltz into our lives like nothing ever happened, but I know your kind, Squirrel. I turn my back for one second and you are causing power outages and breaking the noses of Finnish opera singers. So just go back to being hunched over nibbling on an acorn in my backyard, because you can stand there waiting for an invitation to my Christmas party all you want, IT'S NOT GOING TO COME. You may have found my weakness for animals that stand on two legs, but I'm smarter than you, Squirrel. And I will defeat you.

Fuck You, Penguin – A blog where I tell cute animals what's what (via Lars)

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