Uran auf Amazon

Auf Amazon gibt es Uran und das ist kein Katzenfutter. Aus den Kundenreviews:

It is not cat food.

Does anyone know if there's a cure for sudden tentacles? The cat's huge and well, doesn't really look much like a cat anymore. She still answers to Muffin though. However, if she rubs against my bare leg one more time her new name will be calamari.

Uranium Ore
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