Your face. Your ass. What's the difference? It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! Damn. Those Alien maggots booby trapped the sub! It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum. You're an inspiration for birth control. I ain't afraid of no quake! Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark! I'm Duke Nukem. And I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!

55 Classic Duke Nukem Quotes (via Digg)