Zombie Outbreak in Kambodscha, echt jetz!

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Finally: When there's no more room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth. Von der BBC:

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Wird also Zeit nochmal schleunigst diesen Test zu machen, bevor wir auf den Mars auswandern. Da haben sie nämlich Wasser gefunden.

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