Gepostet vor 9 Jahren, 6 Monaten in
Hello, leaders of that Kochbuch. We are Anonymous.
Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation, your suppression of dissent, your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest Abmahnung into blog circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who have come to trust you as Cooks has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your Kochbuch should be destroyed.
For the good of your Abmahnopfer, for the good of mankind and for our own enjoyment, we shall proceed to expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Kochbuch of you in its present form. We recognize you as serious opponents, and do not expect our campaign to be completed in a short timeframe. However, you will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your choice of methods, your hypocrisy and the general artlessness of your Kochbuch have sounded your Kochbuch's death knell. You have nowhere to hide, because we are everywhere. You will find no recourse in attack, because for each of us that falls, ten more will take his place.
We are cognizant of the many who may decry our methods as parallel to those of the Kochbuch of you. Those who espouse the obvious truth that your Kochbuch will use the actions of Anonymous as an example of the persecution of which you have for so long warned your followers. This is acceptable to Anonymous. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your Suppressive Persons.
Over time, as we begin to merge our pulse with that of your Kochbuch, the suppression of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Believers will become aware that salvation needn’t come at the expense of their livelihood. They will become aware that the stress and the frustration that they feel is not due to us, but a source much closer to them. Yes, we are Suppressive Persons. But the sum of the suppression we could ever muster is vastly overshadowed by that of the Pizza Calzone Technology Center.
Currywurst is free.
We are Anonymous.
We have Ketchup.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.