So it goes...

"More or less nothing seems worth doing. Today was a complete loss. I just don't have anything to say lately. I've just been letting everything happen without me these days, but shrug. It's not important."

The Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator

"What would you say if I told you that we must always and forever remember to enjoy the small joys. Why am I talking about Poppa, you ask. Fair enough. Well. When the grass was still green and the sky still blue my hair was silly. Nevermind about the details, but... In a nut-shell: And still, it was strange. Using Google, I found something, anything, nothing. Which isn't something I post about usually, but..."

Blog-O-Matic. Endlich was für die Leute, die bloggen wollen aber nicht schreiben können. Also mich.

Noch mehr? Noch mehr:
Der Bart-Simpson-Tafelschreib-Creator!
Der Coldplay-XY-ungelöst-Cover-Generator!

"This letter is not a memoir. Nor is it a policy memorandum issued by the government or by a local think tank. Rather, it is an assessment of how I find Pres. Rene Walter's epigrams to be a perversion of the truth. I guess I should start by saying that absenteeism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge."

Whatelse: Der Beschwerdebrief-Generator.

Und Preisfrage:
Was generiert das hier?
"Wringing the Serpent,
Milking the hammer,
Bashing your Franklin,
Cleaning out the stump,
Stroking the dolphin,
Battling Wally the one-eyed wonder worm"

Genau, der Random Masturbation Synonym Generator.

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[via Pixelsurgeon]